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I was talking about Gunner/Entoan and friend drew this picture of me.

Pretty much me talking about him.

Did You Forget To Change Your Tampon?

Did you forget to change your tampon? Come on you got a stain. You never change it anymore, get in the door, and throw that shit away. You always used to change it, but now you don’t. Can’t you get some sorta disease? Did you forget to change your tampon? It doesn’t have to be a big one. Oh god why.

Your Vagina Is An Open Door

Okay, can I just say something crazy? I love crazy! All my life I’ve been told to wear a tampon and suddenly you give me a pad. I was thinking the same thing! Cause like I’ve been wondering my whole life on how to put it on, and maybe its the heavy flowage or the no directions.

Shove It Up Her

What’s the issue dear? is it the awkward way you walk? Or the grumpy attitude? Or the cigarette shaped tube up her **. And though we know she changed it, she always ends up sorta smelly.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes